This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s humour that I hope never disappears from the internet
"You cowboy around with the Avengers some. Guys got what, armor, magic, super-powers. Super-strength. Shrink-dust. Grow-rays. Magic. Healing factors. I’m an orphan raised by carnies fighting with a string and stick from the Paleolithic era.
So when I say this looks bad? I promise you it feels worse.”
Someone on imgur has uploaded a whole lot of fantastic images depicting the filming of Stanley Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey. There are 100 of them, and boy, do they provide a lot of fascinating detail about one of the most ambitious movie sets ever constructed—especially in terms of the available technology. It’s great to see how much of this is analog—I mean we know it had to be analog, but the contrast with today’s CGI way is stark. I especially love the stills where you can see the grandeur of the massive stage sets, how they solved the problem of filming, for example, a set in which the inside of a massive wheel is a continuous flat surface in a zero-gravity space vessel.
I think part of the reason Kubrick Was so good is that he didn’t have cgi.
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Dap #1: The Bacon Bump!
This is fucked up
This fucked me up
This must be what hell is.
Weapons aren’t cool. Unless they’re fantastical guns with lasers that turn inanimate objects into delicious apps. Then they’re very, very cool.