Cyc4015

nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

(via onigil)

(via timecowboy)

unfrickable:

i feel better now

OMG, gus is friends with the ROCK!!!!!!!!

(via beeftony)

pls-and-thank:

I am heaven sent,

Don’t you dare forget.
I am all you’ve ever wanted,
What all the other boys all promised.
Sorry I told. I just needed you to know.
I think in decimals and dollars.
I am the cause to all your problems,
Shelter from cold. we are never alone.
Coordinate brain and mouth.
Then ask me whats it like to have
Myself so figured out.
I wish I knew..

(via defeat--the--low)

eatsleepdraw:

Lovely bear. Acrylic.
http://alabastermaedchen.tumblr.com

eatsleepdraw:

Lovely bear. Acrylic.

http://alabastermaedchen.tumblr.com

dog-the-cat-burglar:

sansaspark:

During the scene when Mulan decides to go to war instead of her father, she decides to do it while sitting on the foot of the Great Stone Dragon. The image of the dragon looking over Mulan is repeated several times throughout the sequence, and the bolts of lightning strike at significant times whenever the dragon is in sight. When Mulan takes her father’s scroll and when she is praying to her ancestors, the Great Stone Dragon can be seen. It is also engraved on the sword Mulan uses to cut her hair and the handles of the wardrobe containing the armor are in the shape of the dragon’s head. The dragon’s eyes glowing in the temple symbolizes Mulan’s role as protector of her family awakening, instead of the actual dragon.

The reason Mushu couldn’t wake the dragon is because the dragon was no longer there. Mulan is implied to be the Great Dragon that protects her family.

YYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Source: memewhore, via siaanykins)

sapphiremyst:

Boyfriend and his literary predilections….

this was just reblogged on a blog i follow.

This Is my half-brother, 

thewestwardimagination

WHAT THE HEL!?!?!?!?!

(via bookporn)

vogue-pussyxo:

God bless him.

(Source: augenss, via beeftony)

Do you ever see a post, and wonder if they reblogged it with you in mind?
lookin’ at you, peacefulpagoda

Do you ever see a post, and wonder if they reblogged it with you in mind?

lookin’ at you, peacefulpagoda

(via peacefulpagoda)

pineplapple:

This is hands down the best parody twitter ever

(via pearinthekitchen)

mr-cappadocia said: So why does Cracked CONSTANTLY push Feminist propaganda so hard? And let's not bullshit ourselves. You do. Just yesterday you published five articles. Two specifically referenced either Feminism or Feminist backed statistics. Conversely whenever you cover anything related to the opposition you not only mislead about their views... you straight up fucking lie about them and people let you get away with it because you're a "humor magazine". So I'm wondering why you propagandize *so hard*. Why?

cracked:

codyjohnston:

thisdanobrien:

hereinidaho:

Because we’re true believers! 

Let me take this moment to say how Cracked could have gone another direction 7 or 8 years ago, a more Maximy, Booby Gallery of the Day direction if not for the steadfast resistance of David Wong and Jack O’Brien. I barely acknowledge the side that opposes feminism, but Wong goes out of his way to understand people who are mad at feminists, and he writes about those views with more sensitivity and understanding that I could ever muster. 

To sum up: We don’t have an explicit agenda but if one comes across, It’s not one I’m ashamed of. 

Kristi is a liar. I remember the meeting where the Cracked brain trust sat down and was like “From now on let’s occasionally post articles that either directly or conspiratorially tangentially support equal rights for women so we can accomplish our ultimate end goal: Hack into the penis of every man and make it a smaller penis, or a penis that is otherwise laughable for a different reason upon which we all agree. It almost sounds TOO easy,” Jack said, as he (via the mainframe) hacked a young Robert Brockway’s penis. “I think my wife deserves my respect,” the now-neutered Brockway yelped.

#LaughablePenisRights

#NotAllLaughablePenises

And then we built a Tumblr (operational) and a dick-shrinkin’ beam (in prototype) to further that twisted agenda, without ever stopping to write thoughtful, empathetic articles (that still bring the jokes) like this.

bunnyfood:

(via radcanine)

bunnyfood:

(via radcanine)

(Source: awwww-cute, via thewestwardimagination)

>